Cold Beer, Hot Women & Cool Country Music

Chop!
 Winnie May sits in her rockin' chair
 Well, she dreams of me while she combs her hair
 She's on her front porch and I'm on mine
 She's got a big ol' bud and a jug o' moonshine
 I love hot hot women
 And I love cold beer
 I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
 I love red hot women and ice cold beer
 Yeeoh!
 One day is bad the next is worse
 The Devil gave me an awful curse
 He makes me crave women I can't get
 So, I sleep all day wake up and fret
 But, I love hot women And I love cold beer
 I like hot hot women and cold cold beer
 I love red hot women and ice cold beer
 Yeeoh-oooh!
 It's nights like this that I can't breathe
 Lord, I can't sleep and I can't read
 So I sit on the porch and dream of a dream And then the girl next door she's lettin' off steam
 She's not too skinny but she is too fat
 She's a real hum dinger I don't like 'em like that
 She's got a up-turned nose and a piggys' ear
 But her daddy's got a fridge full o' nice cold beer
 And I love hot women
 And I love cold beer
 Well, I love hot women
 And I love cold beer
 I love hot hot women and cold cold beer
 I love red hot women and ice cold beer