The History of the World, Pt. 1

I just hit the ground boy have I arrived
 Tell the dinosaurs they just won't survive
 So I fell and you just laughed
 You think that I can't stand
 To see me trip this way
 You think I'm second hand
 I have seen it all she's the only one
 She belongs to me I'm the lonely one
 Counting sheep and swatting flies
 You think there's no more left
 Talk is cheap how many lies
 Sustain a single breath
 Adam Chance and Zorro
 Take them with a pinch of salt
 Sad about tommorrow
 Sorry but it's not my fault
 While they were shooting at the moon
 Somebody croaked and no one heard
 But what's a sin or two
 In the history of the world
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 Someone said to me why'd you play so loud?
 What do you want from me
 You corrupt the crowd
 Miles of print you'd think
 We thought of nothing else
 There's more important things
 Thank ink and decibels
 Leave it to tommorrow
 Corporal Clot and Stalingrad
 There the ones to follow
 There the ones that make me glad
 No one alive and no one left
 Nobody cares or ain't you heard
 Looks like I'll take my dying breath
 In the history of the world