The Repo Man Sings For You

It's the repo man, repossession is my occupation
 It's not my fault you facin' foreclosure, I told ya
 I'm just an agent, workin' for the man
 And his manuscript say you owe him for this land
 Don't cry to me and don't lie to me
 Actin' like you ain't home, fakin' on the phone
 You shoulda thought about that when you bought the Benzy
 You missed a few increments
 Now we gotta come and get yo' shit
 If you slip on the payments
 I get paid to make sure that you pay rent
 Or get out, throw all your clothes in the streets
 Frozen meats out yourigerator
 Then my boys come back and get it later with the forklift
 Heh, we don't care how hard you worked, we takin' yo' shit
 It's too late, your payment's way past your due date
 You couldn't hide from me, even with a new face
 Or plastic surgery, your debt's outstandin'
 I don't care about your family, don't hand me
 No excuses, you know it's useless, no one's stoppin' me
 Just get off the property before I bring the cops with me
 Possibly, this could turn into a criminal act
 Gimme your fax machine, PlayStation in the basement
 Adjacent to the big screen television
 You can't tell the system no, we gotta get the dough
 The company want they G's or the keys
 To the convertible and hey, nothin' personal, okay?
 I'm just doin' my job
 (You know?)
 Collectin' on your debts, now you're losin' a wad
 Bruisin' your wallet, whatever in your pocketbook
 All get took to my agency, then they payin' me
 It ain't phasin' me, that's my thing
 When I mob off witcha shit, listen to me sing
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 One, paycheck from sleepin' on the street
 Too many bills my scrill don't meet
 Three day notice from the landlord on the seat
 Fo-fo' caliber shots ain't discrete
 But motherfuckers still jack frequent, no secret
 'Cause they shit be delinquent
 And on closer inspection, repossession collection
 Motivates birth protection in the brokest section
 In other words, the ghetto
 Repo man, pullin' strings like Giupetto
 Squeeze two at him, let go, 'cause I just gotta be real
 I'm tired of infomercials with them five-year payment deals
 See I was sleepin' on the carpet in my apartment
 When I heard my car ignition 'cause somebody sparked it
 So I run all the way down the hallway full throttle
 'Don't give in' is my motto, so I bust him with a bottle
 He screamin', "Whatchu gon' pay me with?"
 Then he started laughin', singin' crazy shit
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 I said, "Shut the fuck up", and then I banked him in the jaw
 But that was no use, even though he skidaddled
 Bill collectors make my phone rattle, tell my kids don't tattle
 When you pick up the receiver, I'm sick with a fever
 You don't know where I am either
 Even hillbillies at a party line dancin'
 Get they Ford trucks with poor financing
 Banks that give the loan figure, damn, in the worst case
 We makin' money 'cause we had it in the first place
 And where was it that they got that cash from?
 You when you deposit it from bustin' yo' ass
 Well, two weeks after that last altercation
 I noticed my front lock had a slight alteration
 My TV was gone and out the window from my room
 I heard the repo man sing his devious tune, it went
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