Long Haired Country Boy

People say I'm no good
 And crazy as a loon
 'Cause I get stoned in the mornin'
 I get drunk in the afternoon
 Kinda like my old blue tick hound
 I like to lay around in the shade
 And I ain't got no money
 But I damn sure got it made
 'Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
 If I can't get it on my own
 If you don't like the way I'm livin'
 You just leave this long haired country boy alone
 Preacher man talkin' on TV
 Puttin' down the rock and roll
 Wants me to send a donation
 'Cause he's worried about my soul
 He said, "Jesus walked on the water"
 And I know that it's true
 But sometimes I think that preacher man
 Would like to do a little walkin' too
 But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
 If I can't get it on my own
 If you don't like the way I'm livin'
 You just leave this long haired country boy alone
 A poor girl wants to marry
 And a rich girl wants to flirt
 A rich man goes to college
 And a poor man goes to work
 A drunkard wants another drink of wine
 And a politician wants your vote
 I don't want much of nothin' at all
 But I will take another toke
 But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
 If I can't get it on my own
 If you don't like the way I'm livin'
 You just leave this long haired country boy alone