Damn Good Cowboy

He's the loosest dude I've ever been exposed to
 He loves the bottle and a dirty joke
 He likes to hang out on the street
 And he'd rather fight than eat
 And his nose and the women keep him broke
 He's been in every jail from here to Juarez
 And every funky old backstreeet saloon
 He's a victim of his fate
 Born a hundred years too late
 And sometimes I think
 A hundred years too soon
 He's a outlaw, He's a bum
 He's a rounder and then some
 He's as ornery as a redneck fool can be
 He ain't ever gonna be no different
 He's a damn good cowboy
 And I hope to hell he stays in Tennessee
 He didn't finish school or go to college
 When he turned 16 he just had to go
 And while everyone who did
 Was building homes and having kids
 He was out West ridin' in some rodeo
 He got busted up in Cheyenne last September
 And he had to get his hat and pack his trunk
 And he came on back to town,
 He just kinda hangs around
 He's the local hero and the local drunk
 He's a outlaw, He's a bum
 He's a rounder and then some
 He's as ornery as a redneck fool can be
 He ain't ever gonna be no different
 He's a damn good cowboy
 And I hope to hell he stays in Tennessee
 You may think he's a little crazy
 And you may think that where he's at's nowhere
 And in your righteous sight,
 You just might be right
 But he damn sure did have fun gettin' there
 He's a outlaw, He's a bum
 He's a rounder and then some
 He's as ornery as a redneck fool can be
 And if you don't like him you won't like me either
 He's a damn good cowboy
 And I hope to hell he stays in Tennessee