Cowboy Hat In Dallas

Well there ain't no grapes in California, and there ain't no spuds in Idaho
 Ain't no snow in Minnesota, they don't get hot in El Paso
 And there ain't no baked beans up in Boston, and no river in St. Lou
 Ain't no grizzlies in Alaska and the Astrodome is blue
 And there ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you
 Well there ain't no M in Massachusetts, and there ain't no K in Kankakee
 And there ain't T in Tallahassee, there ain't no B.S. in D.C.
 Ain't no beer in Bogalusa, ain't no beach in Malibu
 Ain't no cars in Carson City, ain't no water in Waterloo
 And there ain't a guitar pick in Nashville if I ain't in love with you
 How am I gonna make you see that all I wanna do is make you mine
 You won't believe a word I say so I'm just gonna try it one more time
 One more time
 And there ain't no tide in Tuscaloosa, no jambalaya in Lafayette
 And there ain't no oil in Oklahoma, and Arizona's soakin' wet
 And I ain't ever givin' up in spite of all you put me thru
 I'm gonna tell ya one more time, baby you know it's true
 Ain't a Chevrolet in Detroit if I ain't in love with you
 You won't believe a word I say so I'll just have to try it one more time
 One more time
 Well there ain't no mountains in Montana, ain't no pines in Caroline
 And there ain't rivers in Mississippi, ain't no Mason-Dixon Lines, and ya know that's fine
 Ain't no longhorn cows in Texas, ain't no streets in Kalamazoo
 Ain't no losers in Las Vegas, ain't no creeks in Caribou
 Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you
 Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you