Well I Guess I Told You Off

If brains were thousand dollar bills
 I'd tell you what we'd bet
 You wouldn't have enough
 To buy a cup of coffee yet
 Well, that ain't the way I heared it
 But here's a though for you
 Your's might as well be coffee grounds
 For all the thinking they'll do
 Well I guess I told you off
 That ought to hold you for a spell
 Furthermore if you don't like it
 You can pack tonight, get out of sight
 And go jump in the well!
 Sometimes you make me so darn mad
 That here's what I could do
 I'd pick you up and shake you up
 And bite you half in two
 Well that ain't the way I heared it
 And sister if you do
 You'll learn right quick that you done
 Bit off more than you can chew
 Well I guess I told you off
 That ought to hold you for a spell
 Furthermore if you don't like it
 You can pack tonight, get out of sight
 And go jump in the well!
 If common sense was ice cubes
 You can take it straight from me
 You wouldn't even have enough
 To cool a glass of tea
 Well that ain't the way I heared it
 You're just a wasting breath
 Huh, if them ice cubes was ignorance
 You'd done be froze to death
 Well I guess I told you off
 That ought to hold you for a spell
 Furthermore if you don't like it
 You can pack tonight, get out of sight
 And go jump in the well!