DRUG STORE TRUCK DRIVIN' MAN

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
 He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan
 When summer rolls around
 He'll be lucky if he's not in town
 Well he's got him a house on the hill
 He plays country records
 Till you've had your fill
 He's a fireman's friend
 He's an all night DJ
 But he sure does think different
 From the records he plays
 He's a drug store truck drivin' man
 He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan
 When summer rolls around
 He'll be lucky if he's not in town
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 Well he don't like the young folks I know
 He told me one night on his radio show
 He's got him a medal he won in the war
 Weighs five hundred pounds
 And he sleeps on his floor
 He's a drug store truck drivin' man
 He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan
 When summer rolls around
 He'll be lucky if he's not in town
 He's been like a father to me
 He's the only DJ you can hear after three
 I'm an all night musician in a rock 'n' roll band
 And why he don't like me, I can't understand
 He's a drug store truck drivin' man
 He's a head of the Ku Klux Klan
 When summer rolls around
 He'll be lucky if he's not in town
 He'll be lucky if he's not in town
 (This one's for you, Ralph)