America's Great National Pastime

One of America's great national pastimes
 Is drinking a Coke
 Taking a smoke
 Telling a joke
 One of America's great national pastimes
 Is playing ball
 Taking it all
 And thinking so small
 But the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
 The hot and tired
 The weary and the sore
 But the great taste of coke has refreshed players
 The hot and tired
 The weary and the sore
 One of America's great national pastimes
 Is chocolate fudge
 Carrying a grudge
 Bribing a judge
 One of America's great national pastimes
 Is poisoning rain
 Acting insane
 Inflicting pain
 But the great taste of Coke has refreshed players
 The hot and tired
 The weary and the sore
 The great taste of Coke has refreshed players The hot and tired
 The weary and the.
 One of America's great national pastimes
 Is the worship of speed
 Planting her seeds
 Taking more than she needs
 One of America's great national pastime
 Is cutting the grass
 Grabbing some ass
 Living too fast
 But the great taste of coke has refreshed players The hot and tired
 The weary and the sore
 The great taste of Coke has refreshed players
 The hot and tired
 The weary and the sore