Phantom Dragster

Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster
 Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster
 I got the number one rail in my home town
 I put 'em all down for miles around
 One night while draggin' two-hundred and four
 Phantom passed by with a healthy roar
 Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster
 Every place that I would go
 The Phantom Dragster would always show
 I wish I knew who he could be
 So I could end my misery
 Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster
 Then one night out on the strip
 He hit the rail and did a flip
 I took away the mask, wiped off the grease
 And there on the ground lay the Chief of Police
 Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster