What’s It Take To Be Happy?

Woke up in a Cadillac
 And the candy blue paint nearly gave me a heart attack
 No, I never signed up to be rich and famous
 But if it goes my way, I'll make it quick and painless
 That's what the aim is
 I got sick at your momma's house
 And I know she's upset, couldn't hear what she's on about
 No, I never signed up to be Mr. Shameless
 And up until this point I kept the record stainless
 Oh, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I'll just quit and do that
 Yeah, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I know I won't come back
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 And I don't get Billie
 Yeah, I tried so hard, but the voice sounds silly
 So I decided that I don't give a fuck about hype
 I'm just old, and she's not my type
 Guess that's alright
 And I'm feeling damn good in my denim
 Happy hour, I'm buzzing, I'm a weapon
 Been a long few years, we've been stressing
 And all I think about is how
 I can't wait to get out this place
 Make a move, make a dollar, leave a trace
 I know a girl down in Arizona State
 That can make it all worth the wait
 Oh, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I'll just quit and do that
 Yeah, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I know I won't come back
 You're taking it too personal, just laugh and let it be
 Quit trying to hold the world on top your shoulders
 Let them breathe
 It's what I see
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 Oh, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I'll just quit and do that
 Yeah, what's it take to be happy?
 'Cause I know I won't come back
 Woke up in a Cadillac
 So I went back to bed
 And there ain't nothing wrong with that