Complicated Potatoes

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A fat man like me
 can never bother with tea or brie
 I must go right to the main source
 and wolf it down like a rhinoceros
 but a woman like her
 can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre
 She slices and dices nicely
 which has a way of enticing me
 armed with an apron and spatula
 she is a post-modern goddess of love
 so why does she feed me pate'
 when she knows what I'm gonna say
 Complicated potatoes again?
 complicated potatoes
 She spices her icings precisely
 arousing me aromatically
 I had a recent rhinoscopy
 so I could smell every recipe
 still she leaves me on pre-heat
 when she knows that I love to eat
 Complicated potatoes again
 complicated potatoes

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Duration
02:38
Key
3
Tempo
136 BPM

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