For The Turnstiles

All the sailors with their seasick mamas
 Hear the sirens on the shore
 Singing songs for pimps with tailors
 Who charge ten dollars at the door
 And you can really learn a lot that way
 It'll change you in the middle of the day
 Though your confidence may be shattered
 It doesn't matter
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 And all the great explorers
 Are now in granite laid
 Under white sheets for the great unveiling
 At the big parade
 And you can really learn a lot that way
 It'll change you in the middle of the day
 Though your confidence may be shattered
 It doesn't matter
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 All the bush league batters
 Are left to die on the diamond
 And in the stands
 The home crowd scatters
 For the turnstiles
 For the turnstiles
 For the turnstiles
 For the turnstiles