Wig

What's that on your head? A wig
 What's that on your head? A wig
 I say what's that on your head? A wig
 What's that on your head? A wig
 Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
 Sally's gotta wig
 Ricky's gotta wig
 Baby's gotta wig
 Kate's gotta wig
 Fred's gotta cheap toupee
 Keith's gotta big bouffant on
 We all got wigs, so let's go
 On the neon, neon side of town
 On the neon, neon side of town
 Julia's gotta wig
 Phyllis has a wig
 Cindy's gotta wig
 J.T's gotta wig
 Carol's fall fell
 Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
 We all got wigs, so let's go
 On the neon, neon side of town
 On the neon, neon side of town
 On the neon, neon side of town
 On the neon, neon side of town
 Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match
 My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms
 Did something crawl in your wig and die?
 Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little
 Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'?
 That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head
 Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why?
 'Cause he didn't want toupee
 On the neon, neon side of town
 On the neon, neon side of town
 What's that on your head? A wig
 What's that on your head? A wig
 I say what's that on your head? A wig
 What's that on your head? A wig
 Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
 Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
 Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
 Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
 Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
 It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive
 Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
 Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
 Take it (higher), take it (higher)
 Take it (higher), take it (higher)
 It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive
 I love to call my wig "Ilona"
 You should hear what it calls you
 I look like cotton candy
 They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper
 I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head?
 Moose? A moose? Moo