There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
 There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
 That wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her
 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
 There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
 How absurd to swallow a bird!
 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
 That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her
 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
 There was an old lady who swallowed a cat
 Imagine that, she swallowed a cat
 She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
 That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her
 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
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 There was an old lady who swallowed a dog
 My! What a haul, to swallow a dog!
 She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
 She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
 That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her
 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
 There was an old lady who swallowed a cow
 I don't know how she swallowed the cow
 She swallowed the cow to catch the dog
 She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
 She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
 She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
 That wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her
 She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
 I don't know why she swallowed the fly
 Don't ask me why
 There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
 She burped, of course