39 - Spotify Commentary

She's 39, but she still looks young
 Not very young, but a lot of fun
 She's my 39 lady in the sun
 49 and I'm feelin' fine
 In the sun that's a lot of fun
 Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
 I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
 I think about her every damn night
 39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
 I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
 Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
 From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
 Oh!
 Don't you call her a whore
 I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
 She's sweet and she's getting old
 And she's mine, to have and to hold
 She needs a dentist appointment quick
 I pay for it and she sucka my dick
 When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
 Ahh, stick a finger in it!
 Then a fuckin' didariddly doo
 And I fuckin' gots to spew
 Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
 Get me a tissue
 Chardonnay in the setting sun
 She's 39, but she's number one
 Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight
 I like it cause I don't feel scared
 She's 39, I'm in my underwear
 Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
 She's knockin' on my door!
 I open the door
 There she is, not too bad, good enough
 39 year-old lady, young enough for me
 Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
 Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
 Mature woman, she's my lady
 Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
 She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
 Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
 Special lady
 We can see a fuckin' movie
 And agree it's a total piece of shit
 Comfortable shoes, never lose
 We can fuckin' talk about some things
 She don't need no diamond rings
 She don't need no diamond rings