News with Mark Alford 1 - Skit

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 I'm Mark Alford with breaking news
 This hour out of Pleasant Hill, Missouri
 Where we're getting reports of a meteorite
 Hitting today in an open field there
 Now the impact can be felt
 As far away as Downtown Kansas City
 With tremors felt in high rise office buildings
 The eyewitness reports are just now coming into the newsroom
 NOAA, or the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
 Does have an office there in Pleasant Hill
 Residents of Pleasant Hill definitely heard, and felt the strike
 And now they wanna know, how could this happen?
 On what would be a normally bright, sunny day here in Kansas City
 A fog of some sort is now starting to roll north from Pleasant Hill
 Through Lee Summit, and now approaching the Downtown Loop
 We're getting a good view of it now from our tower cam if you can check it out
 In fact, I've never seen anything like this before, it's eerie
 Something, something like you'd see in the dust bowl days
 Except, it's not dust, it's-it's a mist of some kind
 The skies have turned burgundy (burgundy)
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