Ying Yang Friends (feat. Bo Burnham)

Ying Yang friends
 Ying yang friends
 T.J.!
 Bo Burnham. Love this dude. Friends forever, right man?
 Yeah, bro.
 Ebony and Ivory. 'Cept we both Ivory, motherfuckers!
 Yeah, man. Hear that beat? That's heavy, man. That's heavy.
 We gotta respect one another. I respect his work, y'all.
 I respect his family.
 Yeah, I'll respect your families, y'all.
 It's the illest, still silliest Dr. Seuss
 I fuck witches, bitches, make Goody Proctor loose
 Yea, I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose
 And while my hand was inside it, I threw up the deuce
 Bruce. Die hard. "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
 I'm the fresh young kid, you the saggy old Phyllis
 Diller kid; I'm the DJ killer
 Now I'm passing the mic off to TJ Miller, what!
 It's the silliest, illiest illiest Dr. Seuss
 I fuck witches make Doctors Proctors loose
 I went to the zoo man, and fisted a goose
 When my hand was inside her, I threw up two fingers
 Die hard!
 Yo, TJ, those are my rhymes, dude
 And stealin' my rhymes, dude, is borderline rude
 What are you talking about, man? What's the deal
 I mean, did the Beasty Boys do--
 No, the Beasty Boys emphasize words at the end--
 Saying the same words. All right, I'll do something different.
 Okay.
 Yo, TJ, that's my rhymes, dude. And stealin' my rhythms is borderline rude.
 You're joking, right? That's the same-
 No, I'm singing. That's the, I'm doing the now.
 That's now how..., okay, I'll give you a word.
 Just, rhyme... just rhyme a word... look.
 The best duo around, ain't no one bigga
 I wanna give a shout-out to all my niggas!
 No, dude, we can't fucking say that, are you serious?
 What? You said it yesterday in the car!
 I was, okay. I was singing along to the song that I enjoy.
 Whatever, man. You said it in the car.
 When you say it in the car, you say it outdoors!
 Are you, like, in one of your moods today or whatever?
 Yeah, mood. Y'know.
 I get it. I'm always in a mood. I'm always-
 Well, it seems like- all right, just please rap. Can you just start rapping?
 Oh yeah, no sure. I'll rap. I love rapping.
 Okay, go.
 I got so much sadness, so much shame
 'Cause when we go on stage, they always scream your name
 No. Look. No, man. No one's leavin' you out
 It's just, "Bo, Bo!" is easy to shout
 When we share hotel rooms, I feel like a creep
 'Cause I like masturbating while watching you sleep
 Yo, that's fucked up, dude.
 Man, you said, "Bo, trust me"
 Now I know why all my pillows are crusty
 I'm really, really worried and a bit annoyed
 It seems you're sending signals like some fucked up Sigmund Freud shit
 I'll never be like you. You'll always be better.
 Yo, just wake me up next time. We'll jack off together!
 That's not what I wanna do!
 We can rent a movie or something.
 Come on, don't be weird, man.
 It's just difficult because obviously, you're the better rapper.
 No, it's not-
 Yeh, in this situation...
 Better is a stupid word. We balance each other out.
 I'm not some special needs kid, okay.
 No- well, all right.
 Yeah, there's always one person's better.
 Can we just-
 You're Justin Timberlake, I'm the rest of N'Sync.
 Ying Yang Friends! 1, 2, punch. Hungry still? Here's some lunch
 We're Dodo. Ring like Fodo. Quasimodo got a hunch
 Mess with us, we'll fuck your daughter, take her out, break her water
 Now TJ, please, make the track even hotter
 I can't 'cause you're the better man
 Everybody likes you; and the plan
 Is always your decision, you're the best
 Look at TJ, make fun of his sweatervest
 When girls wanna sleep with you, they talk to me
 Then you tell them, "Hey, walk over here with me"
 Then you make out with them when clearly
 I was talking to her all night at the bar;
 Clearly a very attractive red head who is into photography.
 It seems like you have issues that you need to work out
 before you step out into the recording studio.
 Well, then, why don't I work them out on my own. I get it, okay... It's over
 We done here
 Yeah, we're done;
 Don't let the door hit you on the time you go out of the... exit.
 Yo, yo, yo...
 YING YANG FRIENDS.
 Lets do this again!
 Yeah!
 Friends forever! 'Til the end, motherfuckers.
 See you tomorrow?
 Peace.