The Clap Hands Song

The goose drank wine
 The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
 The line broke, the monkey got choked
 And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
 Clap pat - clap pat - clap pat - clap slap
 Clap pat! clap your hand...
 Pat it on your partner hand... right hand
 Clap pat! clap your hand...
 Cross it with your left arm
 Pat your partner left palm
 Clap pat! clap your hand...
 Pat your partner right palm
 And a right palm again
 Clap slap! clap your hand...
 Slap your thigh and sing a little song go...
 My Mother told me
 If I was goody
 That she would buy me
 A rubber dolly
 My Auntie told her
 I'd kissed a soldier
 Now she won't buy me
 A rubber dolly
 The goose drank wine
 The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar line
 The line broke, the monkey got choked
 And they all went to heaven in a little rowboat
 Clap clap!
 Clap your hands and prepare to pat
 Clap!
 Take your right arm
 Pat your partner palm with your right palm
 Clap!
 Take your hand back and clap
 Clap!
 Take your right arm
 Cross your right arm with your left arm
 Pat your partner left palm with your left palm
 Clap!
 Now back with a clap
 Take your hand to your palm and slap your thigh
 And watch the fun materialize
 My Mother told me
 If I was goody
 That she would buy me
 A rubber dolly
 My Auntie told her
 I'd kissed a soldier
 Now she won't buy me
 A rubber dolly
 Clap!
 Clap pat - clap pat - clap slap
 Clap pat!
 Clap pat - clap pat - clap slap