I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull

Testing, one, two, three
 Well, well fuck, I mean
 I just don't know what to say
 I'm very glad to be here with you tonight
 I'll be able to talk to you about some things
 That I know a great deal about
 Everyone knows that you are fucked up
 And everyone knows that I am fucked up
 But does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me?
 Well, I know that
 And you know that
 But our purpose is to tell everyone that
 Take, for instance, the time you went to the bathroom, to take a shower
 You had soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush
 Everything was set
 But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you
 You didn't know where or how
 That is one instance of how fucked up you are
 A second instance of how fucked up your are
 You was going to cook you some breakfast
 Well, you went in there and you put some toast in the toaster
 Put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it
 You got you some eggs out, some bacon
 Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee
 Got some jelly and some butter
 Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon on the grill
 Everything was fine, except for one thing
 You had to call me in there to show you how to use a fork
 Now, a third instance of the way you're fucked up
 You got dressed, ready to go to school
 Everything was fine
 Got outside, got in your car, key in the ignition
 Except for one thing
 You had to call me to come show you