The Logical Song - Remastered 2010

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
 A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
 And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
 Oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me
 But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible
 Logical, oh responsible, practical
 And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable
 Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical
 There are times when all the world's asleep
 The questions run too deep
 For such a simple man
 Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
 I know it sounds absurd
 Please tell me who I am
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 I said, watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical
 A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal
 Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable
 Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!
 Oh take it, take it, take it, yeah
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 But at night, when all the world's asleep
 The questions run so deep
 For such a simple man
 Won't you please (Oh won't you tell me)
 Please tell me what we've learned (Can you hear me)
 I know it sounds absurd (Oh won't you help me)
 Please tell me who I am
 Who I am
 Who I am
 Who I am
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 'Cause I was feeling so logical
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 D-d-d-d-d-d-digital
 One, two, three, five
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 Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
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 Ooh it's getting unbelievable, yeah