Too Much Time On My Hands

Yeah, I'm sittin' on this barstool
 Talkin' like a damn fool
 Got the twelve o'clock news blues
 And I've given up hope
 On the afternoon soaps
 And a bottle of cold brew
 Is it any wonder I'm not crazy
 Is it any wonder I'm sane at all
 Well, I'm so tired of losin'
 I got nothin' to do
 With all day to do it
 Well, I'd go out cruisin'
 But I've no place to go
 And all night to get there
 Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal
 Is it any wonder I'm not in jail
 Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
 It's tickin' away with my sanity
 I've got too much time on my hands
 It's hard to believe such a calamity
 I've got too much time on my hands
 And it's tickin' away
 Tickin' away from me
 (Too much time on my hands)
 It's t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away
 (Too much time on my hands)
 Now I don't know what to do
 (Too much time on my hands)
 (Too much time on my hands)
 (Too much time on my hands)
 (Too much time on my hands)
 Now I'm a jet fuel genius
 I can solve the world's problems
 Without even trying
 I've got dozens of friends
 And the fun never ends
 That is, as long as I'm buying
 Is it any wonder I'm not the President
 Is it any wonder I'm null and void
 
 Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
 It's tickin' away with my sanity
 I've got too much time on my hands
 It's hard to believe such a calamity
 I've got too much time on my hands
 And it's tickin' away
 Tickin' away from me
 (Too much time on my hands)
 T-t-t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away
 (Too much time on my hands)
 And I don't know what to do with myself
 (Too much time on my hands)
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 (Too much time on my hands)
 T-t-t-t-tickin' away
 (Too much time on my hands)
 Mmm
 (Too much time on my hands)
 Too much time on my hands
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