Cat Fight (Over A Dog Like Me)

Two hot chicks, Joe's Bar and Grill
 Got into a tussle like bad girls will
 Out of the bar to the parking lot
 Fussing and a-cussing over what I got
 From the parking lot took to the woods
 You gotta know, honey, that I got the goods
 Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
 I'm about as fired up as you can get
 (Cat fight) It's what I'm talking about
 (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out
 (Cat fight) Glory be
 (Cat fight) Over a dog like me
 Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
 Fightin' in the rain all soaking wet
 In stiletto heels, throwing down
 Those girls taking onto the ground
 Rumbling, a-tumbling, a crazy loud
 All that action drew a crowd
 Cops showed up, long story short
 They hauled us off to kangaroo court
 (Cat fight) The fur was flying
 (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying
 (Cat fight) Ooh-wee
 (Cat fight) Over a dog like me
 Miss Lady Judge, she banged her gavel
 She said, Hey Slim, let's me and you travel
 Screw named Jane said, not so fast
 Me and that boy could have a blast
 District Attorney said, I object
 I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet
 The court went crazy, fur was flying
 Them chicks was nuts, I ain't lying
 (Cat fight) That's what I'm talking about
 (Cat fight) Yeah the claws came out
 (Cat fight) Ooh glory be
 (Cat fight) Over a dog like me
 (Cat fight) The fur was flying
 (Cat fight) Ooh I ain't lying
 (Cat fight) Ooh-wee
 (Cat fight) Over a dog like me