Mr. Bones

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the greatest show on earth.
 Behind these doors stands the most incomprehinsable wonder in the world
 Mr. Bones, mr. bones
 Standing at only 2 feet 4 he's not much taller than a small child.
 But make no moans about it what your about to witness is no childs play, so open
 you mind and your wallets, hahahahaa
 Who's that standing on the stage
 Dont stick your fingers in the cage
 Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh)
 Step inside right this way hurry now dont delay
 Dancin' on the center stage mr. Bones is all the rage
 Up and down gets you in
 Dim the lights and let's begin
 Satisfaction guarenteed hes quite the dancer yes indeed
 Haaaay not to shabby eh folks? Well you aint seen nothin yet hahaha
 Now if you bee so kind as to reach deep into your pockets I'm sure our little friend
 will treat us to an encore
 What do ya say come on folks lifes short so dig down deep hahahay
 Who's that standing on the stage
 Dont stick your fingers in the cage
 Let me introduce you (aaahhhhhhh)
 (Ahhhhahhhhhhhahhhhhahhhhaaaa)
 Ahhh step inside right this way
 Hurry now dont delay
 Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage
 Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed hes
 quite the dancer yes indeed
 Ahhh step inside right this way
 Hurry now dont delay
 Dancin on the center stage mr bones is all the rage
 Up and down gets you in dim the lights and lets begin satisfaction gaurenteed hes
 quite the dancer yes indeed
 Mr.bones