Everybody's Got the Right

Hey, pal
 Feeling blue?
 Don't know what to do?
 Hey, pal
 I mean you
 Yeah
 Come here and kill a President
 No job?
 Cupboard bare?
 One room
 No one there?
 Hey, pal
 Don't despair
 You wanna shoot a President?
 Come on and shoot a President
 Some guys think they can't be winners
 First prize often goes to rank beginners
 How much?
 Four-fifty
 Iver Johnson, .32
 Rubber handles, owls stamped on the side-
 Alright, give me
 Hey, kid
 Failed your test?
 Dream girl unimpressed?
 Show her you're the best
 If you can shoot a President
 You can get the prize with the big, blue eyes
 Skinny little thighs
 And those big, blue eyes
 Mister?
 Everybody's got the right to be happy
 Don't stay mad
 Life's not as bad as it seems
 If you keep your goal in sight
 You can climb to any height
 Everybody's got the right to their dreams
 Deal!
 Mister?
 I said deal
 You wait your turn
 It is my turn!
 I was here first (alright, watch it, no violence)
 Hey, fella
 Feel like you're a failure?
 Bailiff on your tail?
 Your wife run out for good?
 Hey, fella
 Feel misunderstood?
 Come here and kill a President
 Okay!
 Marron!
 Oh, what's-a wrong, boy?
 Boss-a treat you crummy?
 Trouble with your tummy?
 This-a bring you some relief
 Here, give some hail-a to the chief
 You give me prize?
 Anything you want
 I want the prize
 You give me prize?
 Only eight bucks
 Cheap for anything you want
 Everybody's got the right to be... different
 Even though at times they go to extremes
 Aim for what you want a lot
 Everybody gets a shot
 Everybody's got the right to their dreams
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 Yo, baby
 Looking for a thrill?
 The Ferris Wheel is that way
 No, baby, this requires skill
 Okay, you wanna give it a try
 Jeez, lady
 Give the guy some room
 The Bumper Cars are that way
 Please, lady
 Don't forget that guns can go, "boom"
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 Hey, gang
 Look who's here
 There's our pioneer
 Hey, chief
 Loud and clear
 Everybody's got the right to be happy
 Say, "enough"
 It's not as tough as it seems
 Don't be scared you won't prevail
 Everybody's free to fail
 No one can be put in jail for their dreams
 Free country
 Means your dreams can come true
 Be a scholar
 Make a dollar
 Free country
 Means they listen to you
 Scream and holler
 Grab 'em by the collar
 Free country
 Means you don't have to sit
 That's it!
 And put up with their shit
 Everybody's got the right to some sunshine
 (Everybody)
 Not the sun
 But maybe one of its beams (one of its beams)
 Rich man, poor man
 Black or white
 Pick your apple, take a bite
 Everybody, just hold tight to your dreams
 Everybody's got the right
 To their dreams