Company - Original Broadway Cast: You Could Drive a Person Crazy

Doo-doo-doo-doo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo
 You could drive a person crazy
 You could drive a person mad
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 First you make a person hazy
 So a person could be had
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 Then you leave a person dangling sadly
 Outside your door
 Which should only makes a person gladly
 Want you even more
 I could understand a person
 If it's not a person's bag
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 I could understand a person
 If a person was a fag
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 Doo-doo-doo-doo
 But worse than that
 A person that
 Titillates a person and then leaves her flat is crazy
 He's a troubled person
 He's a truly crazy person himself!
 You son of a bitch (you jerk!)
 It's Larry Loser
 When a person's personality is personable
 He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump
 It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull
 To try to get you off of your rump
 So single and attentive and attractive a man
 Is everything a person could wish
 But turning off a person is the act of a man
 Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish
 Knock, knock, is anybody there?
 Knock, knock, it really isn't fair
 Knock, knock, I'm working all my charms
 Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms
 All that sweet affection
 What is wrong?
 Where's the loose connection?
 How long, oh Lord, how long?
 Bobby baby, Bobby bubi, Bobby
 You could drive a person buggy
 You could blow a person's cool
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 Like you make a person feel all huggy
 While you make her feel a fool
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 When a person says that you've upset her
 That's when you're good
 You impersonate a person better
 Than a zombie should
 I can understand a person
 If he wasn't good in bed
 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo
 I could understand a person
 If he actually was dead
 Doo-doo-doo-doo
 Exclusive you, elusive you
 Will any person ever get the juice of you?
 You're crazy
 You're a lovely person
 You're a moving, deeply maladjusted
 Never to be trusted
 Crazy person yourself
 Bobby is my hobby, and I'm giving it up!