Waiting

It's out of my hands, and all I can do is wait
 It's the not knowing that has put me in this state
 The minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great
 I've done my part, so now, it's in the hands of fate
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 I shouldn't've fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 Regret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack
 And now I wait
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 My nerves, they have been frayed, my pants, they have been shat
 I know the nurse will say it's time to have a chat
 At least I'll never worry about getting fat
 I should think positive, no, wait, I didn't say that
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 I never should've blown that tranny in my Cadillac
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 I just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack
 And now I wait
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 Is it over? Will my jersey be retired?
 Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
 Did I make a difference? Was my life inspired?
 Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 Eating assholes shouldn't be an aphrodisiac
 Waiting for my AIDS test to come back
 If I'm clean, I swear to God I will stop shooting smack
 Probably
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 Boys and girls, don't be naive
 Take it from your Uncle Steve
 AIDS cares not whom it affects
 Caught from unprotected sex
 Sharing needles, blood or spit
 Or piss or semen, even shit
 From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
 From monkey bites and uncooked meats
 From dirty coins and dread-locked hair
 From certain children in daycare
 Drinking water, breathing air
 I tell you, AIDS is everywhere
 Oh, God, I can't take anymore
 I think I'll run right out that door
 But wait, the nurse comes straight away
 Tell me, what does my test say?
 
 I'm okay
 I'm okay
 It's just chlamydia