Jim Henson's Dead

Pokemon's a silly faze
 Barney's now just purple haze
 The Power Rangers lost their will to fight
 Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
 And Oscar's still a grouchy guy
 And Animal is looking dyno-mite
 Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
 But his muppets will live on
 And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
 Easy being, green
 
 Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can't hear
 With a banana in his ear
 They must learn how to cooperate
 Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three
 And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
 And Scooter's pissed 'cause Raulf is always late
 Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
 But his muppets will live on
 And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
 Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12
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 Now Miss Piggy's just a big slab of pork
 To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"
 And Cookie Monster wants another, bite
 Yeah and Big Bird well he just can't see
 Why the two old guys in the balcony
 Think Snufalufagus is out of, site
 Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
 But his muppets will live on
 And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
 Easy being, green
 Oh Jim Henson's dead and gone
 But his muppets will live on
 And Kermit's still hot, 'cause it's still not
 Easy being, green
 Easy being green, no