Vanilla Ice Cream

Have a seat and listen
 Please, don't say a thing
 In matters of the heart sometimes
 The truth will have a sting
 Just don't take it personally
 This is no attack
 But we will never last because I'm white
 And you are also white
 I only like black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
 Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
 If you're a Nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy
 But if you're a whitey, say "nighty-nighty"
 You're just not the girl for me
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 Oh, I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
 I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
 Don't call it Jungle Fever 'cause that just isn't right
 I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
 I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
 Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
 If you're a cracker, you better get blacker
 Or else you best get out
 It is no mystery, I like a sister
 See, that's what I'm talkin' about
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 Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
 And we'll sing Christmas carols 'round the old Kwanza tree
 But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
 It's all about her heart, okay, it's partly about that ass!
 I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
 Oh, caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
 If you're a honkey, you're singin' the wrong key
 It's the honest truth
 The skin that she's dwellin' in must contain melanin
 That is the fountain of youth
 Thomas Jefferson
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 Robert DeNiro
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 David Bowie
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 To a certain extent
 Ted Dansen
 Strom Thurmond!
 Strom Thurmond!
 Yeah!