Today You Are a Man

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There's a gift from every guest, today you are a man,
 The cocktail franks have all been blessed, today you are a man,
 Your goyem friends have been agog since they left the synagogue,
 Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog and speaking Hebrew best they can-- L'chaim!
 'Cause you're a man!
 There's a waitress, dressed up like a go-go,
 but remember shiksas are a no-no.
 Go shake hands with, each Tom, di*k, and Herschel,
 They'll be schvitzing and what's even worse,
 you'll have to kiss your aunts, and watch a zany dance.
 But remember this it could be ten times worse, at least it's not your bris! Your bris!
 Today you are a boy, boy, boy
 Boy, boy, boy
 Boy, boy, boy...
 Boy? No, a man! Ole!
 

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Duration
01:24
Key
2
Tempo
144 BPM

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