Special

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend
 Ed was kind, with good intent
 But just a little different
 Oh, special Ed
 Mama dropped him on his head
 Now he's not so bright instead
 He's a little bit special
 (Just a little bit special)
 Just a little bit special
 We'd play tag, and he'd get hurt
 I'd play soldier, he'd eat dirt
 I liked math, and the spelling bee
 Ed liked talking to a tree
 Oh, special Ed
 Mama dropped him on his head
 Now she keeps him in the shed
 Cause he's a little bit special
 (Just a little bit special)
 Just a little bit special
 (Just a little bit special)
 I ran track, hung out in malls
 Ed ran headfirst into walls
 I had girls, and lots of clothes
 Ed had names for all his toes
 Oh, special Ed
 Mama dropped him on his head
 Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
 Cause he's a little bit special
 (Just a little bit special)
 Just a little bit
 One day talking to special Ed
 He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
 And as he laughed at me thats when I knew
 That special Ed just made me special too, yeah
 Now I laugh as I count bugs
 I give strangers great big hugs
 Next to me Ed is fine
 Yeah he's a fucking Einstein
 Oh, Special Ed, and me
 Now we're not right in the head, you see
 Now we're not so bright instead
 We're a little bit special
 Just a little bit special
 That fucker Ed made me special
 Just a little bit
 Just a little bit ... special