She Gotta Smile

She gotta smile,
 Yeah, She gotta smile and
 she's flashin' it right at me
 She gotta wink, a wink across
 the bar and I know that it's meant to be.
 She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
 and i know this could be my day.
 She got a ... friend,
 Eeeew she gotta friend;
 Why's she standin' in her way?!?
 It's her big fat friend!
 Oh god there's always one
 Big fat friend
 To ruin my F---ing fun!
 Well baby baby baby
 if it's boots you wanna knock,
 Leave your chubbly friend at home
 because she's gonna block the cock.
 Now I'm afraid of no man,
 With any I'll contend,
 But I cannot compete with your
 Big Fat Friend.
 (Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)
 She won't leave her alone,
 She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
 coments while she's suckin' on that
 chicken bone.
 Well, you may think you've won the
 battle but i tend to dis-agree.
 See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,
 And he's standing next to me.
 My non-discriminating friend
 (So what that you're a cow!)
 Non-discriminating friend!
 (I'll nail you anyhow!)
 Now I know that he's no looker
 and he's had a couple rounds,
 But with every shot of Jager
 hey you loose a couple pounds!
 Now baby baby baby bring the
 evening to an end,
 Just you and me and my pal,
 and your big fat friend.