No Meat - Live

Vegan living, so healthy and clean
 So much brown rice, so many mung beans
 And no meat, not one bite of meat
 Juicy meat, succulent meat.
 Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew.
 Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
 I respect every creature from horse, fowl and owl
 I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
 Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon, right now
 You eat your southern fried chicken
 And I'll just have fruit
 How's that T-bone?
 No really, it's cool
 I'll just chew on this turnip root
 With a couple chick peas
 Kill me please
 I'm tired of hummus
 And bulgur wheat
 Tofurkey tofuck yourself
 I want some meat
 I respect every creature the birds and the bees
 Well I'd eat the shit out some Whopper with cheese
 Believe me I'd fuck up that Whopper with cheese
 (Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
 A handful of trail mix
 Mmm what a treat
 How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
 I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
 Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole