No Meat

Vegan living, so healthy and clean
 So much brown rice, so many mung beans
 And no meat, not one bite of meat
 Juicy meat, succulent meat
 Instead, I get gluten and seaweed stew
 Rice milk and lentils and fucking tofu
 I respect every creature from horse, fly to cow
 I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
 Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
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 You eat your southern fried chicken, and I'll just have fruit
 How's that T-bone?
 No really, it's cool
 I'll just chew on this turnip root
 With a couple chickpeas
 Kill me, please
 I'm tired of hummus
 And bulgur wheat
 Tofurkey to fuck yourself
 I want some meat
 I respect every creature, the birds and the bees
 Well, I'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese
 Believe me, I'd fuck up that whopper with cheese
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 Whoa-oh, alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
 A handful of trail mix, mm, what a treat
 How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
 I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
 Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole