Lorelei

Lorelei
 Lorelei had a lazy eye
 Straight ahead she would stare
 And still see shit over there with her lazy eye
 Annabel
 Annabel had an odd odd odd smell
 Cigarettes and gin
 With some ball sweat mixed in
 Such an odd odd smell
 Donna Ruth
 Donna Ruth had a snaggletooth
 Her smile would win her no fans
 But she could open some cans
 With her snaggletooth
 Marie Claire
 Marie Claire had long long red hair
 Soft and silky I swear
 But her asshole is where
 She had long red hair
 Oh these ladies were lovely
 So I don't know why
 I sent them all packing
 Yeah I let them all fly
 Oh I should be cool
 Give them another try
 Except for the one with the lazy eye
 Can't get past that one
 Rosario
 Rosario was from Mexico
 There's nothing wrong with that
 But her ankles were fat
 So she had to go
 Nothing wrong with that
 But her ankles were fat
 So she had to go