HermAphrodite

She's part girl, she's part boy
 She's got parts everyone can enjoy
 She's got more, she's got less
 She's got her manhood tucked in her dress, yeah
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 Is she a mister or is she a miss?
 Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
 She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
 When I try to please her I get poked in the eye, yeah
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 She wears lace and she wears flannel
 She watches football and the Lifetime Channel
 What's that bulge under her nightie?
 It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
 Some things are white, some things black
 Some girls wear makeup, mine shaves her back
 She is still beautiful, she is still fine
 It's too bad her package is bigger than mine, yeah
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 She can't help her imperfections
 She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
 Who stole all my tighty whities?
 It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
 Hermaphrodite
 Hermaphrodite, la, la, la, la, la
 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
 La, la, la, la, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
 Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, 'dite, yeah