Gerbil

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo
 If Richard Gere can do it I can too
 I get undressed, start to lube
 I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube
 Wondering just how he'll feel
 Will he like it better than his little wheel
 Careful now he's right beside me
 One more inch and he's inside me
 Go, gerbil go
 Burrow harder, burrow deeper
 Be my little chimney sweeper
 One thing I forgot about
 How am I supposed to get you out?
 So now my Gerbils on easy street
 It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
 The situation is beyone my control
 Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole
 I try crowbars, I try wires
 I almost had him with a pair of pliers
 I try cheese but he's not biting
 I wish this wasn't so exciting
 Go, gerbil go
 Jesus I am such a sucker
 Please get out you furry fucker
 I think I am getting ill
 Suddenly he's very very still
 Now it's too late
 My gerbil died
 I guess I have commited gerbicide
 Here's some advice
 It's very clear cut
 If you love your gerbil
 Don't stick him up your butt
 Don't stick him up your butt
 Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
 Don't stick him up and you put him in the end and he won't come out
 
 Yeah