Gay

Here we are, dear old friend
 You and I drunk again
 Laughs have been had, and tears have been shed
 Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head
 But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
 And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
 And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
 But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
 
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 It's not that I don't care, I do
 I just don't see myself in you
 Another time, another scene
 I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
 'Cause if I were gay, I would give you my soul
 And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
 And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
 But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my hand?
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 We've never hugged, we've never kissed
 I've never been intimate with your fist
 But you have opened brand-new doors
 Get over here and drop your drawers