D & D

Better get back up here
 This is a song about a guy
 You might remember from high school
 Or you might be this guy from high school, I don't know
 How about a little harmonica?
 I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll
 With the wizards and my goblin crew
 My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
 Bringing Funyuns and a Mountain Dew
 I've got a big broadsword made out of cardboard
 And that stereo is pumping Zeppelin
 (I'm not alone)
 It's that time of the night
 We turn on the black light
 Let the dungeons and the dragons begin
 It's DnD
 Fighting with legends of yore
 It's DnD
 Never kissed a lady before, nope
 (Wooh)
 Now, The Lord of The Rings
 The Dark Crystal and things
 We use these as reference tool
 And we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
 We're the coolest kids at the school
 No we're not
 I know
 Now, Tyke's a real bastard
 But a fair dungeon master
 He's got hitpoints and charisma to lend
 And I rehearse in my room
 Or what I call the dragon's tomb
 When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend
 It's DnD
 Wait, wait, sorry
 You've got a girlfriend?
 Yeah, I've got a, no
 It's DnD
 Warriors that terrify
 It's DnD
 Virgins 'till the day we
 One, two, three, fuck
 Die
 Thanks
 Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen
 It's Mark Tyke