Craig

Everyone knows Jesus
 The man who healed the lame
 But I am Jesus' brother
 Craig is my name
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 Jesus is the Prince of Peace
 Jesus is the Lamb
 Jesus is the Son of God
 But Craig don't give a damn
 Because when Craig's in sight
 We'll party all damn night!
 I don't turn water into wine
 But into cold Coors Light!
 I'm not my brother, I know
 Don't walk on H2O
 But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow!
 I'm fuckin' Craig!
 I'm fuckin' Craig!
 Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig!
 Craig Christ
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 I hang out with lepers
 Barabas and Salome
 Jesus' friends are called Apostles
 Those dudes are totally gay
 Jesus performs miracles
 From Galilee to Rome
 But it would be a miracle
 If he brought a fuckin' lady home
 Because while Jesus is prayin'
 Fuckin' Craig is layin'
 Every lady in the Testament
 You know what I'm sayin'?
 I won't die for your sin
 Like my famous kin
 But if you've got a little sister
 Then there's room at this inn!
 I'm fuckin' Craig!
 Yeah, I'm fuckin' Craig!
 I'm fuckin' Claagh!
 Craig Christ
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 Jesus was our mother's fave
 All her love to him she gave
 But there's no sibling rivalry
 When he's nailed to that tree! Yeah!
 And now the question for you
 Is not "What would Jesus do?"
 But where will you be
 When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
 And if the Lord will allow
 You've got to ask yourself how
 And who and why and when and where is your messiah now?
 It's fuckin' Craig!
 It's fuckin' Craig!
 Fuckin' Craig!
 Fuckin' Craig!
 I'm fuckin' Craig!
 Craig Christ
 Craig Christ
 Craig Christ
 
 I'm fuckin' Craig