Country Love Song

I made love to ya all night long
 Then I got up to write you a song
 I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
 Ya must've been sent from heaven above
 Don't think you could never do no wrong
 Then you farted...
 Oh girl you farted.
 First I thought that it was kinda cute
 I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot
 Then came the smell came whoftin by
 And brought a little tear drop to my eye
 I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
 'Cause you farted...
 You could make milk curdle
 Make your skin crawl
 Make the paint peal off of the wall
 I won't sleep under the covers no more
 Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
 Baby, it sure has been a gas
 But I can't live life in fear of your ass
 So I gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
 Moved back to my house at the top of the hill
 Well old boy I guess its just you and me
 Then he farted...