Casualty of Love

ROBBIE
 
 I thought I had the kind of love
 You find in fairy tales
 But then my girl ripped out my heart
 With her plastic press-on nails
 So if you know the kind of pain
 This loser's singin' of
 Well, let me hear you say it
 I'm a casualty of love
 Just a casualty of love
 SIDEBURNS GIRL
 I'm a casulaty of love!
 ROBBIE
 Tell me about it!
 SIDEBURNS GIRL
 I put a top hat on my cat, and I asked him to the prom
 NERD
 I was stood up by my date, and by date I mean my mom
 FAT LADY
 Each night I open up my mouth and give those twinkies a shove
 ROBBIE
 Well I know why you do it
 You're a casualty of love
 LOSERS
 I'm a casualty of love
 ROBBIE
 Just a casualty of love
 LOSERS
 A casualty of
 ALL
 Love
 ROBBIE
 We're from different walks of life
 And different points of view
 But we come together now
 ALL
 Through our hatred of you!
 Cause we're casualties of love
 ROBBIE
 Love's a trick, love's a trap
 Love's a hot chick with the clap
 Love's a hoax, love's a tease
 A pinata full of bees
 Love's a joke, love's a scam
 A Sargent Slaughter body slam
 Love's a wound, watch it bleed
 Love's the only thing I...
 ♪
 You'll end up just like us
 Cause, trust me, love always ends
 You'll be fat, divorced, and broke
 While she has sex with all of your friends
 ROBBIE and LOSERS
 You'll be casualties of love
 Love's a trick, love's a trap
 Love's a hot chick with the clap
 Love's a wound, watch it bleed
 Love's the only thing I need
 I need
 ROBBIE
 No one's ever gonna love
 A casualty of love