3 Balloons

Call from my car to say I'll be there in awhile
 Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile
 Nothing on the radio I fiddle with the dial
 Then I see a sign the airport's just another mile
 I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly
 And as I near security I almost start to cry
 Well I hope the law enforcement agents can't tell from my face
 I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
 I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air
 Cause with 4 balloons of heroin it's gettin' crowded up in there
 Crowded up in there
 Mind is all a jumble and my blood is cold as ice
 I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise
 Relax I say it's not so bad it might feel kind of nice
 Besides who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice
 I must remember don't leave any drugs inside the host
 I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed
 Well I say a little prayer Hail Maria full of grace
 I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
 I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air
 And I swear I'm farting lines of blow into my underwear
 From my derriere
 I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash
 5 balloons of ecstasy and 6 balloons of hash
 8 balloons of LSD and 9 of sensimilla
 A box of Chinese fireworks Guatemalan child
 I made it to the gate now and my joy I can't contain
 I board the aircraft take my seat in the cockpit of the plane
 As I taxi down the runway I get a smile on my face
 I've got 3 balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place
 Flight crew prepare for take off as I lift us into air
 And by the way does anyone want to buy Guatemalan child
 From my derriere
 I've got 3 balloons
 Mmm I've got 3 balloons
 Mmm I've got 3 balloons