Revue

WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.
 You make-believe celebrities
 Taking bows in front of me
 In your dickey-bow ties
 In your dickey-bow ties
 Pick your nose beside the stage
 Jesus Christ has come of age
 So you've had a good cry
 So you've had a good cry
 Reach out there's people in the stalls
 A Blackpool season isn't very small
 Reading commercials on TV
 Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review
 We all know it's so hard for you
 Revue
 We all know it's so hard for you
 In the dressing room you find
 Telegrams with good luck lines
 So nice to be known
 So nice to be known
 The curtain falls so that's the end
 You hit the bottle once again
 So you've had a good crowd
 So you're one of the crowd
 Reach out there's people in the stalls
 A Blackpool season isn't very small
 Reading commercials on TV
 Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review
 We all know it's so hard for you
 Revue
 We all know it's so hard for you
 Revue
 We all know it's so hard for you
 Revue
 We all know it's so hard for you