Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)

They do it down on Camber Sands
 They do it at Waikiki
 Lazing about the beach all day
 At night the crickets creepy
 Squinting faces at the sky
 A Harold Robbins paperback
 Surfers drop their boards and dry
 And everybody wants a hat
 But behind the Chalet
 My holiday's complete
 And I feel like William Tell
 Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 Shrinking in the sea so cold
 Topless ladies look away
 A he-man in a sudden shower
 Shelters from the rain
 You wish you had a motor boat
 To pose around the harbour bar
 And when the sun goes off to bed
 You hook it up behind the car
 But behind the Chalet
 My holiday's complete
 And I feel like William Tell
 Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
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 Two fat ladies window shop
 Something for the mantelpiece
 In for bingo all the nines
 A panda for sweet little niece
 Coach drivers standin' about
 Looking at a local map
 About the boy he's gone away
 Down to next door's caravan
 But behind the Chalet
 My holiday's complete
 And I feel like William Tell
 Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 But behind the Chalet
 My holiday's complete
 And I feel like William Tell
 Maid Marian on her tiptoe feet
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell
 Pulling Mussels From The Shell