Ripped Pants

I thought I had everybody on my side
 But I went and blew it all sky high
 And now, she won't even spare a passing glance
 All just because I, ripped my pants
 When Big Larry came round just to put him down
 Spongebob turned into a clown
 And no girl ever wants to dance
 With a fool who went and ripped his pants
 I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
 But the pain feels so much worse
 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
 Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
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 Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget
 So listen and you won't regret
 Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
 And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants