Hungry Hamed's

(Biscuit head, got a big old biscuit head)
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 Good morning, Hamed
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 Yeah, graphite skies of Brooklyn calmly drape Fourth Avenue
 Fifteen-year-old gangsters have a honey-dipped or two
 In Arabic, some patrons shoot the breeze
 Jeez, Louise. Oh!
 Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
 Said your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange
 Sam's upset at Hamed, Hamed's on his feet
 Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street
 Oh, yeah
 Oh, yeah
 Oh, yeah
 Well, you can have a little cry, baby, you can even beg
 Only reason I go back is that you can't screw up an egg
 Sometimes they treat you worse when you say please
 They'll forget the ham or cheese
 Oh, Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
 Said your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange
 Sam's upset at Hamed and Hamed's on his feet
 Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street
 Oh, yeah
 Oh, yeah
 Oh, yeah
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 Yeah, give Darren whatever he wants, alright?
 And can I have a cup of tea with milk and two sugars?
 And scrambled eggs on a roll with mushroom, mayo, ham and cheese?
 A big French cruller
 I'm beige and funky, like a rubber band
 I'm a lapis-eyed devil with my pen in hand
 It takes flour and chocolate for an angel cake
 Said now, Hamed, what d'ya do with all them doughnuts that you bake?
 Hamed, what d'ya do with all them doughnuts that you bake?
 Hamed, Hamed, Hamed, what d'ya do with all them doughnuts that you bake?
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 My roommates won't go with me, though it's only blocks away
 Chandler holds a grudge from about five years ago today
 Some sign about free soda was a scam
 Well, that's Chan, ha ha
 Oh, Hungry Hamed's, baby, count your change
 Said your food's a little funky, the atmosphere is mange
 Sam's upset at Hamed and Hamed's on his feet
 Hungry Hamed's, baby, just three blocks from Bergen Street
 Oh, yeah
 Hey-aa
 
 Hey-ey-oh
 
 Cooked breakfast? Huh!