Big Fat Funky Booty

My baby's nice, she's so polite
 Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night
 She's around the house and she love me so real
 She pickin' up a little bit of my rising, rising dough
 Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty
 Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy
 Horseradish, mama, just a smidgen
 Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into
 Your big old kitchen fridge
 Gotta love it, that's my duty
 She gotta big, fat, funky booty
 Not above it, makes me moody
 Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty
 Waoh, sweet sugar plum
 I'm crippled, blind, a little deaf and dumb
 It's wonderful, could I get a little more?
 'Cause it's about as wide as my big old garage door when
 We're in bed and it's late at night, oh
 She put her arms around me and she hold me tight
 And I say, "No baby, no baby, no"
 But I sure could use a lil' bit of your booty though
 Gotta love it, it's my duty
 She gotta big fat funky booty
 Not above it, makes me moody
 Whole mess of big fat funky booty
 My baby's nice, she's so polite
 Said, "Please" when she ask me stay the night
 She's around the house, she love me so
 She pickin' up a little bit of my rising dough
 Good lordy, God, my gosh, almighty
 Her booty fine and it's trimmed so tidy
 Horseradish, mama, just a smidge
 Spend a whole lotta time peekin' into
 Your big old kitchen fridge
 Gotta love it, it's my duty
 She gotta big, fat, funky booty
 Not above it, makes me moody
 Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty
 Gotta love it, it's my duty
 She gotta big, fat, funky booty
 Not above it, makes me moody
 Whole mess of big, fat, funky booty, yeah
 Gotta love it