How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Can Have Me)

I'm quite contented to take my chances
 Against the Guildensterns and Rosenkrantzes
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 It's a matter of Cain and Abel
 And I can feel your knee underneath the table
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 He doesn't dangle by the Seraphim
 He only wants a pretty face by him
 So how could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
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 See the pigeons peck and peck to pay the dues
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 But they peck a little extra to resole their shoes
 
 He's with the pigeons, pecking crumbs
 
 I'm on my deathbed bleeding with the Cherubims
 
 He doesn't dangle by the Seraphim
 He only wants a pretty face by him
 So how could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
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 Ferocious angels send me falling stars
 But I know just how dangerous wishes are
 Ferocious angels watch me come and go
 But I'm not too smart
 To go barging off of roof tops though, no
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 Sit out September on a window sill
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 'Cause you can't drink wine from a two dollar bill
 
 Saint Christopher lives on the end of a quill
 Leave him a diamond in your last will
 He doesn't dangle by the Seraphim
 He only wants a pretty face by him
 So how could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
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 How could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
 How could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
 How could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
 
 How could you want him
 When you know you could have me?
 You could have me
 You could have me
 You could have me