The Dirty Dozen No. 2

Now, now boys, say you ain't acting fair
 You know by that you got real bad hair
 Your face is all hid, now your back's all bare
 If you ain't doing the bobo, what's your head doing down there?
 You's a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater
 Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin
 And your mama do the Lordy-Lord
 Now, your little sister, why she asked me to kiss her
 I told her to wait until she got a little bigger
 She got a little bigger, said now I did kiss her
 You know by that, boy, I did miss her
 Now she's a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater
 Slip you in the dozen, and your papa is your cousin
 Your mama do the Lordy-Lord
 Now the first three months said she did very well
 Next three months she began to raise a little hell
 Next three months said she got real rough
 You know by that, that she was strutting her stuff
 Now you's a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater
 Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin
 And your mama do the Lordy-Lord
 Now I like your mama, but she wouldn't do this
 I hit her cross the head with my great big fist
 The clock's on the shelf going tick tick tick
 Your mama's out on the street doing I don't know which
 Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten
 I like your mama but she got too many men
 Ashes to ashes, now it's sand to sand
 Every time I see her, she's got a brand new man
 Now she's a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater
 Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin
 And your mama do the Lordy-Lord